No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.

Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.

Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.

Unless a man or woman has experienced the darkness of the soul he or she can know nothing of that transforming laughter without which no hint of the ultimate reality of the opposites can be faintly intuited.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable.