Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. Dale Carnegie Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. Al Capone
US gangster (1899 - 1947) All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
English composer, novelist, & satiric author (1835 - 1902) The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. Sir Richard Francis Burton
British explorer & orientalist (1821 - 1890) And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Unknown, Buckaroo Banzai, from the film
Quotations by unknown authors He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. John Mason Brown, drama critic
US literary critic (1900 - 1969) That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. A. Whitney Brown The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing. William J. Broad | 
