Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.