A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.