Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Albert Camus
French existentialist author & philosopher (1913 - 1960) Life is just a bowl of pits. Rodney Dangerfield
US actor & comedian (1921 - 2004) It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. John Buchan
Scottish author & politician (1875 - 1940) In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) Some things have to be believed to be seen. Ralph Hodgson, on ESP I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it. Thomas Jefferson
3rd president of US (1743 - 1826) Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784) First secure an independent income, then practice virtue. Greek Proverb | 
