It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. Dorothy Parker
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967) We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident. Vincent Canby, on the Academy Awards I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin
US comedian & movie actor (1945 - ) I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer
US humorist, singer, & songwriter (1928 - ) Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. Samuel Butler
English composer, novelist, & satiric author (1835 - 1902) Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan, from "The Goon Show" Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. David Letterman
US comedian & television host (1947 - ) Nothing is said that has not been said before. Terence
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