Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.