Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

So little time and so little to do.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Only sick music makes money today.

I never know how much of what I say is true.